Happy Families

Dad makes God
God makes Mum
Dad wants Mum
Mum needs Dad

Baby is born
Mum loves Baby
Baby needs Mum
Dad wants Family

Baby is bad
Baby is punished
Baby acts good
Baby goes mad

Baby hates parents
Parents are sad
Dad blames Mum
Mum blames Dad

Parents need help
Parents go to Doctor
Doctor explains reason
"Genetic determinism"

"Baby was not bad"
"Baby is not mad"
"DNA is the cause"
"No one is to blame"

Family dies out
Family rejoins the only family
That was ever truly happy